what to do when finding a roach in your apartment

Warning: I am not a mature person.

What to do I do when I find a roach in my apartment? 

First I have a monetary freak out.

A second passes where I try to asses if anyone else will come kill it (the "is my roommate awake moment.")

Then I grab a flip-flop (I had many pairs, so I have a weapon close at hand), and kill that fucking roach.  

For roaches larger then 1 inch I grab a sneaker instead of a flip flop.

Then I scoop it up with a tissue, or 3x5 card bring it out in the hall and leave the body on the steps up to my landlords apartment. 

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